Credits

Background Singers

 * Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Cast

 * Alex Hirsch as Paintball Soldier Justin Munoz
 * Dan Russel as Paintball Soldier Richard Watterson
 * Donnie Yen as Mao Zedong
 * Hu Jintao as Himself
 * Jake Goldberg as Agent Secret
 * Jamia Simone Nash as Singing Voice Lady in Pink
 * Jason Ritter as Paintball Soldier Dipper Pines
 * Jennifer Lopez as Paintball Soldier Mrs. Fitzgerald
 * Jessica McDonald as Paintball Soldier Penny Fitzgerald
 * Jonah Bobo as Undercover Agent Austin
 * Jordan Coleman as Henchman Tyrone
 * Keith Ferguson as Paintball Soldier Thompson
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Paintball Soldier Nate
 * Kristen Schaal as Paintball Soldier Mabel Pines
 * Kwesi Boakye as Paintball Soldier Darwin Watterson
 * Kyla Rae Kowalewski as Paintball Soldier Anais Watterson
 * LaShawn Tinah Jefferies as Lady in Pink
 * Lewis McLeod as Paintball Soldier Mr. Fitzgerald
 * Li Bingbing as Chinese Voice Lady in Pink
 * Linda Cardellini as Paintball Soldier Wendy
 * Logan Grove as Paintball Soldier Gumball Watterson
 * Michael Rianda as Paintball Soldiers Lee & Thompson
 * Naelee Rae as Ms. T
 * Shi Qi as East China Speaker of the House
 * Show Lou as a Jiang Shi
 * Teresa Gallagher as Paintball Soldier Nicole Watterson
 * T.J. Miller as Paintball Soldier Robbie
 * Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Yukiko Hinata as Chinese Voice Paintball Soldier Anais Watterson & Paintball Soldier Penny's Sister